All posts by Fisheemi000

Migs's eye brows are ginger colored. He's half IRISH!!! I'M ALSO IRISH!! Whoo!! I didn't know that jaquins can be with other cultures. Until now, I guess it's genetics. Or is it because he's sexy and cute. Sorry about the inappropriate language there. I just love Migs too much that I, well, you know....🛌💕, sorry.

These pictures had warm me up since I got sick during this summer. I'm getting better. But still need these pictures by my side.

She is a squished face cheetah. She lost her tear marks. She is always mad, rarely ever happy. She got her name Messy due to her messy nature. She loves to harass and scare my jaquin trio plushies. Migs will usually tell Messy to chill out but that makes it worse. Messy is violent and arrogant. She likes to swing the Jaquins by the tail. She has brown robot eyes that used to be gold eyes but they were coming off and had to get new ones. Migs used to be friends with Messy until she became violent and arrogant. Migs sometimes wakes her up from her beauty sleep to get her mad. Skylar is sometimes afraid of her for obvious reasons. Messy will make these high-pitched gibberish sounds. She is a mad cat. Messy is called a cutie patootie. Luna doesn't like Messy because she got punched in the nose. Messy called her a grapefruit. But there are some benefits of Messy. She is loyal, helpful, bold and she has great hearing. Messy's defenses are wrangles, cutie patootie attacks and ambushing. Wrangles are zits that can kill you in two years. No need to pop them because you'll can die in two hours. Only Messy can save you from her wrangles. Cutie patootie attacks are when Messy screams out "Cutie patootie attack" and sending more cutie patooties to regroup and start to chase. If you get hit, you turn into a fluff ball. Ambush is like a cheetah hunting gazelles but with less gore. Messy can't die and her lifespan is like a jellyfish. Messy's favorite food are sparkly mangoes. She is basically transgender. She is sometimes a boy and sometimes a girl. We got Messy in the summer of 2016. Despite her infinity age, she is getting sick and becoming fragile. She can no longer go on ride trips. She had 12 surgeries in her past life. Messy got a little hungry and bit Migs's leg because he looks like pasta. Migs said it tickles. Sometimes I chase her around the house. It's super rare for to like being video taped.

Me: *figuring things out while Luna stares through my soul* You look like an orange. *Luna punches me and I collapsed*

*Skylar running and lays down*

I'm doing yoga, if you don't mind.

Yeah, yes!! *Pops sore muscles*

*Me wheezing from laughing*

I just realized I can't post a video on Fandom.